Re: General Chat: April

by cya6 Mon Apr 08, 2013 12:30 pm

I don't really sell souls, I harvest them and use them for my own bidding. I can eternally damn them or just use them up for my own sinister purpose. Or I can trap them in an eternal battered loop in my ring, which has a soul stealing gem in it.

by QuinSeparable Mon Apr 08, 2013 12:35 pm

Good lord. I'm glad I don't have a soul or I'd be pretty worried right about now.

by cya6 Mon Apr 08, 2013 12:47 pm

I have a very exact science with soul stealing. I'll tell you about it sometime, but not now. I have to go to the hospital.
to
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get more souls....

by **Koneko on lyoko** Mon Apr 08, 2013 1:22 pm

According to various historical beliefs/superstitions(~~and south park~~) I don't have a soul, so I'm pretty good with all this soul selling/harvesting. I have a small collection myself.

by **Snickie** Mon Apr 08, 2013 1:59 pm

Puts a whole new meaning to this pic xD

by **aelitaxwilliam** Mon Apr 08, 2013 2:46 pm

It depends on what kind of souls you buy, really. Getting the souls of common people doesn't get you that much money, but the celebrity soul business is very lucrative. It shouldn't come to a surprise to you all that Britney Spears no longer has a soul. Smile

by **Atlas** Mon Apr 08, 2013 3:02 pm

I can't believe you mortal newbs are trying to have a discussion about the soul business without me.

by **aelitaxwilliam** Mon Apr 08, 2013 3:06 pm

But who said I'm mortal

by QuinSeparable Mon Apr 08, 2013 3:32 pm

Hey, I'm no common person. My soul is worth millions. Why do you think I sold it already?

And Atlas, you wanted a new conversation...why did it take so long for you to get back here?

by **Atlas** Mon Apr 08, 2013 5:05 pm

Because you people just circled back to talking about your methods of talking to people!

Only now are souls being brought up again!

by Guest Mon Apr 08, 2013 5:13 pm

I like having soul-to-soul conversations on Skype. Double kill.

by QuinSeparable Mon Apr 08, 2013 5:21 pm

I wish I could "like" that post, Legend. I really do. Laughing

by nodsviper Mon Apr 08, 2013 5:41 pm

I put my soul into a jar and sold it for 100,000 dollars years ago.

by Guest Mon Apr 08, 2013 6:24 pm

XL: Residence of singularity is my latest (and first) blog. Feel free to check it and comment.

by **Atlas** Mon Apr 08, 2013 8:01 pm

QuinSeparable wrote:I wish I could "like" that post, Legend. I really do.

LegendOfTheSky wrote:XL: Residence of singularity is my latest (and first) blog. Feel free to check it and comment.

Well at least with the new blogging feature you can now share it with both your friends and your not-friends!

by Stella Luce 333 Tue Apr 09, 2013 8:15 am

How does the new blog feature work? Do we all have our own blogs, or is it one huge blog that we can all contribute to?

by **Atlas** Tue Apr 09, 2013 12:07 pm

Stella Luce 333 wrote:How does the new blog feature work? Do we all have our own blogs, or is it one huge blog that we can all contribute to?

It's just like the regular forums here on XL only when you start a topic you instead put it in the blog format. This means that the original post is essentially given free reign of the page and comments appear as a subsection to that post underneath the blog post.

Head on over to the Blogs section if you want a look at how it works!

by Guest Tue Apr 09, 2013 12:18 pm

Stella Luce 333 wrote:How does the new blog feature work? Do we all have our own blogs, or is it one huge blog that we can all contribute to?

Pretty much make a new topic for each blog entry.

by Stella Luce 333 Wed Apr 10, 2013 7:25 am

That sounds really cool! Now I just need something to blog about…

by Coto524 Wed Apr 10, 2013 11:58 am

I don't have a soul, but only at the moment. I pawned it at the pawn-shop and used the money to invest in the stock market, so I will make millions and easily pay the money back. The next time I pawn it, I will get more money because clearly I'm lucky, so more money to invest and so on.

Selling your soul once? Pfff. Unoriginal. Why make money once when you can keep on making it?

...Also I have no idea where the nearest pawn-shop is IRL but shushhhhh.

by **Atlas** Wed Apr 10, 2013 12:53 pm

You noobs.

I run the largest soul time-sharing setup the mortal realm has ever seen.

by cya6 Wed Apr 10, 2013 1:18 pm

Oh you guys. You can sell and buy them all you want, but they're useless unless you know how to use them.
Also, everyone knows that the power of a soul increases by at least 400% if the person's essence is attached to it. This is problematic because it usually causes permanent brain damage, but their souls are so much more powerful.
And they can be used for anything if you know how...

by nodsviper Wed Apr 10, 2013 3:04 pm

Well the thing is, I'm still friends with the buyer and we talk to each other from time to time. He's told me before that If I ever wanted to possess it again, he'll be more than glad to make it happen. I've also been informed about a few special elements that have been infused with the soul itself. To go further, it's gained the capabilities of creating fire and wind; if a little more time is invested, possibly psychic.

by **aelitaxwilliam** Wed Apr 10, 2013 3:53 pm

So...I think this forum could quite possibly run a human trafficking organisation. And to think I doubted Shadows for it.

As a note, I hope you guys are all certified by the World Soul Trafficking Organisation (WSTO for short). You can't buy and sell souls legally without their certification, and the fines are pretty big.

by **Atlas** Wed Apr 10, 2013 5:19 pm

But the profit margin is a bit nicer without them Twisted Evil

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