Re: Random Facts: August 2013

[No.1JerlitaFan]

RF: I actually said that.

[cya6]

RF:  Ah.  Well yes, he is.

RF:  I'm not gonna say too much about it, I literally ranted for half an hour to a friend about this guy.

RF:  And that wasn't even delving into what I wanted to do to that son of a b****....

[No.1JerlitaFan]

RF: here's what you do if you ever going camping with him again. 

RF: find his tent and steal a line one of his pairs of underwear with chili pepper (paprika works wonders but look for something hotter, if you kind get ground up ghost pepper)

RF: then just wait for the one day he puts those pair on and watch that little b**** cry and cry as his balls catch fire (figuratively) 

RF: with paprika it just itches a lot, but something stronger like ghost pepper, i'm pretty sure that would hurt... a lot.

[cya6]

RF:  

RF:  thank you.  thank you so much

[No.1JerlitaFan]

RA: (random advice)

RA: Wear goggles....heavy duty goggles with no ventilation in them while grounding up the ghost pepper or working with it at all. Wear something over your mouth and nose so you don't breath it in at all.

RA: because if you breath in the slightest bit, or some loose powder from grinding it up floats up into your eye, i guarantee the worst pain you've ever felt in your life. imagine someone putting an iron rod that's been in a fire for a long time to your eye, or putting it down your throat, that's what it feels like to breath it in or get it in your eye.

[cya6]

RF:  Woah, do you have experience?

[No.1JerlitaFan]

RF: Unfortunately, yes. I forgot to wear goggles or a mask and the powder that floated up from grinding it got in my eyes and my nose AND got down my throat.

RF: I'm not lying when i tell you it feels like drinking liquid hellfire while someone melts your eyeballs out of your skull.

RA: be careful

RQ: Will you tell me how he reacts when the powder gets up his special thing that makes him a boy. The inside of it is pretty sensitive to pain, more than the eyes and throat, so i'd like to know how long he cries since i'm not testing it on myself.

[cya6]

RF:  I'd let you know, but I will never see him again.

RF:  We've cut him out of our lives after burning his sweater in the fire pit last night.

RF:  But I will let you know if it ever does happen

[No.1JerlitaFan]

RF: Remember that if anyone is ever really mean to you again....then tell me how it goes.

RF: This should work with girls too, just in case you think that it will only work on mean boys.

[cya6]

RF:  Well right now the people I hate most are mainly cut out of my life.

RF:  Which is a good thing, ya know?

RF:  But in the future...

[No.1JerlitaFan]

RF: Not having the people you hate around is definitely good. never keep people around that hate you.

RF: However, you are absolutely right....for the future, just keep it as back up.....also I'M REALLY FREAKING CURIOUS about how that would turn out. I've never done it with ghost pepper. Habanero looked painful, and Brown Chile pepper looked worse....but never ghost pepper. 

RF: Ghost pepper is the hottest pepper known to man.

[cya6]

RF:  I don't even know what ghost pepper is...

[No.1JerlitaFan]

RA: Google it

[cya6]

RF:  Oooooooooh

RF:  Looks painful

[No.1JerlitaFan]

RF: Or even better you can try this little piece of satan candy that's twice as hot as the ghost pepper. Did some research, ghost peppers no longer the hottest. neither is this, but it's the closest thing to it.

RF: Tinidad Moruga Scorpion pepper is twice as hot on average as the ghost pepper. it looks like this



So before planning any revenges on people, take a look at this thing. You can buy them on amazon.com and they are so hot that Satan probably grows them in hell right next to the lava.

[cya6]

RF:  Woah woah, man.

RF:  You're evil.

RF:  I like that.

[No.1JerlitaFan]

RF: The only thing hotter than this pepper is artificially made military grade pepper spray.

RF: I'd like to see how long a jerk would cry if any of that happened to find it's way in his under-drawers and made it's way inside a certain hole on the tip of his manhood.

[Koneko on lyoko]

RF: omg you are evil.
RF: yep you're fitting in perfectly here.

[eseiprahs]

RF: Fresh Prince Of Belair is on my television

RF: I have class in a little over two hours.

RF: In 1959, Queen Elizabeth had a banquet featuring food from the new world: Potatoes. The cooks were not sure what to do with them considering they had never cooked with them before. The cooks ended up throwing the potato away and cooking the eye instead, causing the royal court to get sick. Queen Elizabeth banned the potato for 100 years.

[Stella Luce 333]

RF: I wonder why the eye made people sick? I always thought they didn’t really do anything…

[No.1JerlitaFan]

RF: That's really funny about the potato xD

RF: Yes, though, i am evil when i want to be.

[aelitaxwilliam]

RF: CHRIS PINE AND HIS AMAZING FACE

[No.1JerlitaFan]

RF: that was random considering we were just talking about peppers that taste like hellfire and the possibility of lining some dude's underwear with it.

[juejue]

RF: I bought pocky today

RF: I'm so happy, I'm eating them right now!

RF: My favourite flavours are the chocolate ones! And the strawberry ones are good too

[No.1JerlitaFan]

RQ: What is pocky?

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