Re: This is court!

[cya6]

yes. it was for your own good, snickie

I accuse tnp of making me eat too much

[Snickie]

How can I be making you eat too much? I'm nowhere near you. How am I supposed to thrust food in your face through the computer?

I accuse tnp of stealing my markers so I can't color my super awesome-y drawing!

[cya6]

It was vena. Trust me.

I accuse tnp of making me listen to the duck song.

[Snickie]

What?! You listened to THAT?! I didn't tell you to listen to the Duck Song! I told you to listen to the SNICK song! Geez!

I accuse tnp of stealing my copy of Atlas Shrugged.

[juejue]

I didn't steal it...I just borrowed it..without permission...

I accuse tnp for prank calling me

[Snickie]

No... we really WERE trying to tell you that you just won a free dishwasher from DishCorp, but you screamed at us and hung up, so we had to give it to someone else.

I accuse tnp of breaking my old cell phone.

[Adventurer411]

It's not my fault if your cellphone likes breaking.

I accuse tnp of making me drowsy.

[cya6]

you are getting very sleepy... you are getting very sleepy... you are-

huh, what? Making you drowsy? Naw, must be something else.

I accuse tnp of assigning me a stupid midterm

[Snickie]

Guilty. I could've just given you a simple-seeming open-ended question to write an essay to, but I don't want to read everybody's different responses. Thus, tell me about the molasses act. Oh, and don't forget to tell me what page you found the answer on.


I accuse tnp of giving us way too hard jazz charts.

[eseiprahs]

I did not give you hard charts! I was absent that day. It was my evil twin that gave them to you.

I accuse the next person of making me fall down the stairs.

[chiwill]

Was not me or was it I don't remember probly Xana. Yah Xana.

I accuse the next person of not doing my homework.

[Snickie]

I've been trying (and failing) to find time to not do my homework, so how on earth do you expect me to make time to not do yours too?

I accuse tnp of letting in this pesky mosquito and sicking it on my feet.

[chiwill]

Guilty. It was suppose to go after cya6 not you.

I acusse the next person of blowing up the world!

[cya6]

Did you expect me to take the mosquitoe incident nicely?

I accuse the next person of making me stay up too late.

[Umbra Animus]

MY MUSIC IS MY PASSION OKAY?!?!
I accuse the next poster of being a cannibal.

[Dr. J]

IM SORRY!! I WAS JUST SO HUNGRY, AND MY TUMMY HAD THE RUMBLIES THAT ONLY HUMAN HANDS CAN SATISFY.

I accuse tnp of being a Badass.

[Snickie]

My butt isn't round, but I wouldn't say that's bad. :3

I accuse tnp of making the 4th block clarinet players totally clueless on how to play their instruments after they sailed through marching season like it was nothing.

[Umbra Animus]

Well my nerobiology expeeiments get a little... serious sometimes...

I accuse tnp of mooning.

[eseiprahs]

That was not me! That was my best friend. Our booties just look the exact same.

I blame the next person for my cough drops not working.

[Adventurer411]

Wait, I switched the p- er, cough drops out with you? Shoot...

I accuse tnp of making these snapea crisps horribly addictive and yummy.

[Snickie]

Are they like plantain chips?

I accuse tnp of not buying me enough plantain chips.

[eseiprahs]

I bought you plenty! I just hid them is all...it's for your own good!

I accuse the next person for my cold.

[Umbra Animus]

My freeze ray was a prototype, how was i susposed to know it was gonna splode?

I accuse tnp of breaking and entering, into the White House.

[chiwill]

It's not white any more because I broke it case closed.

I acusse the next person of puking in snickie's shoe.

[Snickie]

Why would I puke in my own shoe?

I accuse tnp of puking in my shoe.

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