This is court!

[Snickie]

I saw this in another forum, and it's a lot of fun to play. ^_^

You are accused of something, and have to defend yourself. It doesn't have to be actual crimes, or convincing defences.

Ex.
Poster 1: I accuse the next poster of loitering on private property.

Poster 2: I was not loitering, I was just standing there waiting on a friend....for 3 hours....
I accuse the next poster of eating the last buiscut.

Poster 3: Clearly there was more in the oven, so it technically wasn't the last one.
I accuse the next poster of....

Laziness FTW.
I'll start.

I accuse tnp (the next poster) of stealing my thunder!

[aelitaxwilliam]

Excuse me, it was my thunder in the first place. You stick with your lightning, thank you very much.

I accuse the next poster of drinking too much pumpkin juice.

[Snickie]

I didn't drink it....I used some of it in my pie and then ate the pie.

I accuse tnp of breaking my clarinet reeds.

[aelitaxwilliam]

I would never break someone's clarinet reeds! On the other hand, I may or may not have put them on the floor and someone may have stepped over them.

You're accused of dancing too loudly!

[Snickie]

I apologize for being so horrible at dancing.

I accuse tnp of grand theft tricycle.

[SeeMeInTheShadows]

I'll have you know, I only steal unicycles!

I accuse the next person of not eating their vegetables.

[Snickie]

Guilty. Other than the trace amounts of basil and garlic that were in the leftovers I had for lunch yesterday, I can't even remember the last time I had vegetables.

I accuse tnp of high treason against her majesty the queen of France.

[aelitaxwilliam]

I am the queen of France, so I couldn't commit treason against myself, could I.

I accuse the next poster of raiding the fridge.

[Snickie]

You had cookies! I had to do it, otherwise somebody else would have! And at least I cleaned up the mess.

I accuse tnp of making me a sandwich!

[Soul Jelly]

I didn't make you a sandwich, you stole mine!

I accuse the next person of activating a tower.

[Snickie]

I wanted to see if it would help decode my cousin's diary....it didn't work.

I accuse tnp of deactivating the tower I activated.

[Atlas]

Wasn't me.

I accuse the next person of not worshiping the ground I walk on.

[Snickie]

Code Lyoko is more important.

I accuse tnp of poisoning my dinner.

[Dobermutt]

Please, I don't own a bottle of poison.

I accuse the next person of stealing my crackers.

[aelitaxwilliam]

Well, I needed something to go with my Brie.

I accuse the next poster of hiding my socks.

[SMARTAgentKC]

Kelly, how many times do I have to tell you, I put them away in the proper drawer sheesh... I don't get how you can even sleep in the mess you call a room.

I accuse you (The next person) of being the master of mischief.

[cya6]

Well, if you had paid attention, you would have noticed that the true master of mischief is the faceless stranger standing next to me.

I accuse tnp of being a secret OxA shipper.

[Snickie]

Ew no. Jerlita forever! <3

I accuse tnp of secretly being a JxX shipper.

[cya6]

I'll confess, the idea isn't completely foreign to me...

I confess tnp to being a peice of sushi, under cover.

[Snickie]

Snickie looks around and discovers that she is, indeed, a piece of sushi. With that, she takes a bite of herself and then eats herself, leaving nothing but a trail of rice that reads:

"I accuse tnp of self-cannibalism."

[Stella Luce 333]

If that were true, I wouldn’t be here right now…

I accuse tnp of eating something…

[Snickie]

Not yet today. I should probably get out of bed, it's 10:15am here.

I accuse tnp of making the Snick (my 16lb black cat) sit on top of me so that I can't get up.

[Atlas]

I'm your boss. Drop the charges or I will fire you.

I accuse tnp of having thoughts of freedom.

[cya6]

How else are revolutions started?

I accuse tnp of undermining our entire operation!

[SeeMeInTheShadows]

I created the operation. You just don't know that yet.

I accuse tnp of stealing candy from babies.

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