Re: Quotes

[aelitaxwilliam]

I love you guys, and I've missed this place so much.

Essy parties more than Boots though.

[SeeMeInTheShadows]

[19:23:18] aelitaxwilliam : maybe you guys are the same person.
[19:23:31] @ SeeMeInTheShadows : maybe our soul split in two.
[19:23:40] cya6 : ooh ooh ooh!!! I vote for them being the same person!!!.
[19:23:51] aelitaxwilliam : HIGH FIVE CYA.
[19:24:07] aelitaxwilliam : so you're like voldemort but in a completely non-evil way?.
[19:24:26] @ SeeMeInTheShadows : what gave me away?.
[19:24:30] @ SeeMeInTheShadows : Was it the nose?

and then:
[19:24:55] Affa : what if.
[19:25:10] Affa : voldemort's nose is sold on the black market

[Soul Jelly]

oddi:

Kelly: think of all the shipping you could do ;-;

[PeaceKeeper2014]

cya: PK INDUSTRIES INTORDUCES: WASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSUP POWAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THE ONLY BODY WASH CLINICALLY PROVEN TO ELLLLIMINAAAAAAAATE BODY ODOR FOR 48 HOURS!!!!

[Soul Jelly]

So I figured it out! What we need to do, is take an axe, chop England away from the Ocean, and move it to American, so you're not five hours different. Its an ingenious plan! I would say we could move America, but America is humongous and would require moving two continents and that's rather impractical.

Shadows - coming up with practical solutions to time-zone problems since 2012.

[Atlas]

Haven't really posted my own shenanigans in a while, but here you go.

Spoiler:

[aelitaxwilliam]

Kelly: we can have our own XL clinic!
Shadows: ooooooh
Shadows: Let Kelly and Shadows find the cure
Kelly: and we'll cure people from deadly diseases like "help i'm allergic to ostriches" "help i'm afraid of jackets"
Shadows: Us to the rescue!!

[Soul Jelly]

[04:51:04] aelitaxwilliam : yesyesyes
[04:51:05] @ Soul Jelly : omg that gif Essy XDD
[04:51:06] aelitaxwilliam : <3
[04:51:11] aelitaxwilliam : we could have sheep riding competitions!
[04:51:16] @ Soul Jelly : WE COULD
[04:51:20] aelitaxwilliam : dressage but in sheep form
[04:51:21] cya6 : heh, in a story I wrote people ride on large, flying, mutant ostrich things
[04:51:23] aelitaxwilliam : YES
[04:51:26] @ Soul Jelly : @Doc - Not really. hence the striking out
[04:51:33] aelitaxwilliam : cya, omgomg
[04:51:34] cya6 : SNOUL
[04:51:42] LongHairedAelita : LE SNOUL
[04:51:42] eseiprahs : Is it bad that I'm literally laughing out loud at cat gifs?
[04:51:46] aelitaxwilliam : omg flying mutant ostriches
[04:51:47] aelitaxwilliam : OMG
[04:51:53] cya6 : like I wrote this when I was 11, and it still seems like a good idea now
[04:51:59] eseiprahs : http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mb1og0GPkU1ru4a1jo1_400.gif
[04:52:02] aelitaxwilliam : IT IS A GOOD IDEA
[04:52:18] eseiprahs : Don't mind me...just entertaining you all with gifs
[04:52:18] cya6 : (omg, essy )
[04:52:19] Snickie : .
[04:52:28] Dr. J : Sometimes, I'm reminded that you are crazy, crazy girls.
[04:52:38] aelitaxwilliam : depends...is it bad that chatbox is spouting things like "LE SNOUL" "SNOUL" "sheep riding competitions"?
[04:52:45] LongHairedAelita : Yes we are, and we're proud
[04:52:46] cya6 : and I think they make loud honking sounds. but that was because I didn't know what sounds ostriches made at the time
[04:52:48] aelitaxwilliam : essy that gif
[04:53:10] @ SeeMeInTheShadows : It's worse when you realize that it's on a Saturday night

[aelitaxwilliam]

[21:31:57] Adventurer411 : I am not at liberty to entertain your frivolous mind. Either bring your boredom elsewhere or abolish it.

[Adventurer411]

.....is my new Atlas's 'boredom speech'.

[Soul Jelly]

[23:00:54] @ Atlas : And I will chew on your soul when the time comes Soul. fufufufu.

[aelitaxwilliam]

and this is how a normal chat goes...

Kelly: we could all be different types of birds
Shadows: I want to be a Butterfly
Shadows: (it's a type of bird because it can fly. AND SO CAN BIRDS)
Kelly: !!!
Kelly: YOU CAN BE A BUTTERFLY AND I'LL BE AN OSTRICH!
Kelly: !!!
Shadows: AND ENZO CAN BE AN EARTHWORM

[Soul Jelly]

I actually can't breathe. Best M&P analysis ever:

[20:54:11] Snickie : Why did you kill Kelly?!
[20:54:14] @ Atlas : yeah I checked out m&P
[20:54:25] @ Atlas : what makes you think I killed kelly?
[20:54:33] Snickie : .
[20:54:40] Snickie : ¬¬ noooothing
[20:54:42] @ Soul Jelly : Do you really want us to answer that
[20:55:40] @ Atlas : go ahead. I'm slightly interested.
[20:57:09] @ Atlas : that's what I thought.
[20:57:14] @ Atlas : YOU GOT NOTHING ON ME
[20:57:26] Snickie : lol
[20:57:33] Snickie : I was eating plantain chips.
[20:57:45] Snickie : And working on updating M&P on the Cantr forums.
[20:58:53] @ Soul Jelly : Cantr looks really awesome
[20:58:59] @ Soul Jelly : and, you're making me want plantain chips but we don't have any
[20:59:06] @ Atlas : I think my favorite part of this development is the whole room instantly turning and staring at me.
[20:59:09] @ Soul Jelly : I'm tumblr-ing and maybe writing a bit of fanfic
[20:59:45] @ Atlas : I mean, let's forget the fact that we got a guy named "VGCats_Rocks" in the room. The name is purely coincidental.
[21:00:32] @ Atlas : And I'm working on Arena monsters here DAY 2
[21:00:52] @ Soul Jelly : haha XD
[21:01:03] * Snickie grumbles.
[21:01:03] Snickie : Soul! Didja read it? Didja read it?
[21:01:06] Snickie : WHY IS IT NOT SHOWING MY POSTS
[21:01:07] @ Soul Jelly : Yes but
[21:01:07] @ Soul Jelly : Atlas -> Maps
[21:01:13] Snickie : yay there it is nevermind
[21:01:14] @ Soul Jelly : Mountains are on maps
[21:01:20] @ Soul Jelly : and mountains = rocks kinda...?
[21:01:37] @ Atlas : well if you wanna play a**pull...
[21:01:46] @ Soul Jelly : chat is lagging for me too Snickie >> and I did read it!
[21:01:48] @ Soul Jelly : I'm loving the hospital setting thing, that's way cool
[21:01:55] @ Atlas : Atlas is a mythological titan that holds the world (but really heavens) up
[21:01:55] @ Soul Jelly : hahaha. I do Atlas. I do
[21:01:57] Snickie : IKR?!
[21:02:00] @ Atlas : HE HOLDS UP A GIANT ROCK
[21:02:08] @ Soul Jelly : YES SEE IT ALL MAKES SNSE
[21:02:08] Snickie : A GIANT ROCK YES
[21:02:17] Snickie : (ugh lag again)
[21:02:19] @ Atlas : also his mom is Gaia THE MUTHHUMPING MOMMA ROCK HERSELF
[21:02:34] @ Soul Jelly : SEE THERE WE GO
[21:02:46] Snickie : MYSTERY SOLVED
[21:02:53] @ Atlas : also if you take the letters in atlas and you jumble them all up
[21:03:29] @ Atlas : you get stlaa, which is inka for "he who kills people with rocks"!
[21:04:30] @ Soul Jelly : hahahahahaha
[21:04:30] Snickie : there's also 'asalt' which sounds like 'assault' despite missing two letters
[21:04:40] @ Soul Jelly : omg
[21:05:05] @ Soul Jelly : Altas is also kind of an anagram of "salt" and salt comes from rocks
[21:05:10] @ Atlas : and alast, which if you get another T means "At last" as in, "I killed Kelly at last!"
[21:05:28] @ Atlas : and wouldn't you say that fits my opinion of Kelly TO A T?!?!?!
[21:05:44] @ Atlas : the defense rests

[aelitaxwilliam]

Kelly: this soundtrack/piece/music thing is like perfect
Kelly: you can just feel the tension
Kelly: and then the tension goes down
Kelly: but then the tension comes back
Kelly: i can't get over this
Shadows: it's amazing and I want it to sound in my life
Shadows: It makes something as simple as eating vitamins to something like eating the ONE VITAMIN THAT WILL SAVE YOUR LIFE
Shadows: and then you feel calm because you are vitamanized and happy and ALIVE
_______
Shadows: Okay, I would say I'm beginning to get a headache, but that would be a lie
Shadows: but I don't think either of us needs to relive this
Kelly: do we really want to traumatise ourselves again
Kelly: you know how long therapy took last time
Shadows: weeks
Shadows: maybe even months
Kelly: months and weeks and days of talking about our suppressed hatred of human muscles
Kelly: those were dark times
Shadows: dark, dark times
_______
Kelly: i'm in message archives now
Shadows: those are scary places
Kelly: they are because they make you take a good look at your life
Kelly: priorities
Shadows: Oh, you're right.
Shadows: Let me rephrase that.
Shadows: those are horrifying places.
Kelly: please stop saying things that i want to quote?!
Shadows: please stop quoting things that I want to say

[Dobermutt]

[21:05:29] Umbra Animus has logged off the chat on Thu Dec 06, 2012 9:05 pm
[21:05:32] Dobermutt : Sounds good to me, Essy.
[21:05:52] eseiprahs : I have to go, but I'll start the board soon
[21:05:52] Dobermutt : He has been taken...another victim.
[21:06:01] Dobermutt : Cool. See ya!
[21:06:42] eseiprahs has logged off the chat on Thu Dec 06, 2012 9:06 pm
[21:07:14] Dobermutt : Oh no...I'm all alone.
[21:07:37] Dobermutt : They'll never get me...nev*
[21:07:42] Dobermutt : ............

Spoiler:

Spoiler:

[SeeMeInTheShadows]

Shadows: DOT HAIKU
Shadows: .....
Shadows: .......
Shadows: .....
Kelly: i'm crying
Kelly: so beautiful
Kelly: where did you learn to . like that?

[Atlas]

[20:01:57] Umbra Animus joined the chat on Sun Dec 09, 2012 8:01 pm

[20:02:17] Umbra Animus : HIGH OVERSEER UMBRA ANIMUS HAS ARRIVED!

[20:21:47] Umbra Animus has been disconnected on Sun Dec 09, 2012 8:21 pm (session timeout)

[20:21:49] Atlas joined the chat on Sun Dec 09, 2012 8:21 pm

[20:22:18] @ Atlas : THE TRUE HIGH OVERSEER ATLAS HAS ARRIVED!
[20:24:47] Atlas has been disconnected on Sun Dec 09, 2012 8:32 pm (session timeout)

[Umbra Animus]

[aelitaxwilliam]

[18:28:46] Affa : I'd be that one person shoving my fanfiction in their face demanding feedback...
[18:29:39] Affa : like "DID I DO A GOOD JOB DID I PORTRAY YOUR CHARACTER WELL?????"

[aelitaxwilliam]

double-posting because I'm a good person and am warning you of what happens when you ask Vena for Jerlita moments

Kelly: look i'm sure i can hook you up with a therapist
Kelly: with a counsellor
Vena: all the moments they talked before her materialization
Kelly: with someone who can get you help for this terrible affliction
Vena: i don't need a therapist
Kelly: it's for your own good <3
Vena: I AM IN LOVE

[Adventurer411]

A JERLITA QUEEN SHOULD KNOW EVERY JERLITA MOMENT EVER

AND BE GRATEFUL FOR THEM

and love them and appreciate them forever.

[SeeMeInTheShadows]

Kelly: this is not conducive to your writing
Kelly: a healthy story needs a writing writer!

[aelitaxwilliam]

Soul: cole sprouse has gone so ugly btw
DontLookIntoThatLight!: the curse of betraying tumblr

[Coto524]

[19:37:29 16/03/13] cya6 : Did you kill Railen?
[19:37:59 16/03/13] @ Atlas : I don't know what you're talking about
[19:38:14 16/03/13] @ Atlas : where's your proof?!?!
[19:38:36 16/03/13] Binary10 : No, cya, don't be silly. Of course Atlas didn't kill Railen. That was the train going at several hundred miles an hour.

I will never let Atlas forget what he did in China.

[aelitaxwilliam]

this whole friendship pretty much consists of sarcastic comments directed towards each other

[7:31:25 PM] Shadows: It's for your own good,kelly
[7:31:35 PM] Shadows: Excercise your typing muscles

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