Re: A Million Reasons To...

[Coto524]

1433 reasons to want a Nintendo 3DS.

[Guest]

1433 reasons to prefer my computer to a console system.

[Railen]

1435 reasons to correct the counting.

[Guest]

1436 reasons to be much more careful when posting here

[AelitaBelpois]

1 437 reasons to look at economic jokes.

"In the last 7 hours Origami Bank has folded, Sumo Bank has gone belly up and Bonsai Bank announced plans to cut some of its branches. Yesterday, it was announced that Karaoke Bank is up for sale and will likely go for a song, while today shares in Kamikaze Bank were suspended after they nose-dived.

Samurai Bank is soldiering on following sharp cutbacks, Ninja Bank is reported to have taken a hit, but they remain in the black. Furthermore, 500 staff at Karate Bank got the chop and analysts report that there is something fishy going on at Sushi Bank where it is feared that staff may get a raw deal."

[Guest]

1438 reasons to laugh at that.

[AelitaBelpois]

1,439 reasons to trade jokes.

[Guest]

1,440 reasons to trade jokes:

When the printer won't print, re-send the job at least 20 times. Print jobs frequently get sucked into black holes. When the printer still won't print after 20 tries, send the job to all 68 printers in the company. One of them is bound to work.

When something's the matter with your computer, ask your secretary to call the help desk. We enjoy the challenge of having to deal with a third party who doesn't know anything about the problem.

And Finally:
Customer: "I brought my Windows disks from work to install them on my home computer."

Training stresses that we are "not the Software Police," so I let the little act of piracy slide.

Tech Support: "Umm-hmm. What happened?"
Customer: "As I put each disk in it turns out they weren't initialized."
Tech Support: "Do you remember the message exactly, ma'am?"
Customer: (proudly) "I wrote it down. 'This is not a Macintosh disk. Would you like to initialize it?'"
Tech Support: "Er, what happened next?"
Customer: "After they were initialized, all the disks appeared to be blank. And now I brought them back to work, and I can't read them in the A: drive; the PC wants to format them. And this is our only set of Windows disks for the whole office. Did I do something wrong?"

[AelitaBelpois]

1,441 reasons to hate Apple.

[Guest]

1,442 reasons to hate scraping frost off of my windows.

[AelitaBelpois]

1,443 reasons to be glad I don't live that far up north.

[Guest]

1,444 reasons to say that if you leave your car outside you could end up needing to scrape frost off the windows too.

[AeonFrodo]

1,445 reasons to not leave the car outside when it's hot

[Guest]

1,446 reasons to say it's not always an option.

[AeonFrodo]

1,447 reasons why lazy days are awesome

[Guest]

1,448 reasons to say snow days were awesome too.

[AeonFrodo]

1,449 reasons why playing old video games are still fun to play

[Guest]

1,450 reasons to ask how old of a video game are we talking? Like back to dos days?

[AeonFrodo]

1,451 reasons to play video games made in the 90s

[Coto524]

1452 reasons to start doing my homework.

[Guest]

1,453 reasons to think the original Doom was better than Doom 3

[AeonFrodo]

1,454 reasons why not even the Wii can withstand the power of the Dark Side, as it The Force Unleashed froze the Wii

[Coto524]

1455 reasons that if you choose any number, then add it to what it is backwards, and carry on like that, you'll end up with a mirror number.

For example:

47 + 74 = 121: MIRROR NUMBER

25 + 52 = 77: MIRROR NUMBER

If you don't get a mirror number, add the answer to what the answer is backwards.

[AeonFrodo]

1,456 reasons to play Code Lyoko: Quest For Infinity again

[Lita]

1457 reasons to attempt to play my Code Lyoko DS game again.

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