Corrupt a Wish

[Umbra Animus]

This is Corrupt a Wish. Enjoy! You wish for something, anything, and the next poster corrupts that wish and then wishes for something themselves.

EX:

First Poster: I want a jetpack

Next Poster: Granted, but it splodes, I wish for acaton of milk.



And so on and so forth.

[Umbra Animus]

I wish for Godzilla as a pet.

[cya6]

He is not your friend. He eats you.

I wish that I pass all my classes with A's.

[Umbra Animus]

Granted, but all the bullies think your a nerd and beat you up, accidently killing you.



I wish I was a Time Lord and had a Tardis.

[Koneko on lyoko]

Granted, but the Tardis explodes destroying the universe in the process

I wish that I didn't have to go to the cathedral service on the 21st.

[Adventurer411]

Granted, but you end up getting permanently maimed in a big car crash that you would have otherwise missed. (This game... is kind of disturbing)

I wish I didn't have so many headaches.

[Atlas]

Granted. You are now a Scientologist.

I wish the world actually ended like the Mayans said.

[Dr. J]

Granted, but the cyclic nature of the Mayan calendar brings you back as a caterpillar.

I wish for the ability to make fiction real.

[Snickie]

Granted. You make XANA a reality, and he then turns on you, trapping you on Lyoko forever and taking over the world, making everyone live under robot martial law. Rather than accept being run by computers, the people rise up and are consequently killed.

I wish gluten wasn't so unhealthy.

[Dr. J]

Granted, but your allergic to plantain chips.

I wish for a pet snake.

[Umbra Animus]

Granted, but the snake eats mutatious chemicals, grows huges, and kills you, slowly.

I wish I lived in the anime world. (boy am I setting myself up for this one!)

[Atlas]

Granted. You are now in Gantz.

I wish I wish I was a fish.

[chiwill]

Granted but you are use in fish & chips.

I wish I was in code lyoko the show!

[The Pastamancer]

You are but you were quickly virtualized over the digital sea and fell in trapping you on the web.

I wish to know how to count in base nine.

[Snickie]

Congratulations. As a result, you lose the ability to count in binary, rendering you useless at any computer job, which the future has switched almost entirely to. Oh well, being a mailbox painter means at least you get to practice counting while you paint.

I wish eating gluten wouldn't give me such huge zits.

[chiwill]

It does it makes you have many more small ones.

I wish the myans ment the world would turn in to the one of CL in the end.

[Koneko on lyoko]

It does but then without the Lyoko warriors we fail to stop XANA and it takes over the world.

I wish that my school would close tomorrow since we have snow.

[cya6]

It closes because it was hit by a nuclear bomb. The radiation makes all land within 100 miles unlivable.
Good luck.

I wish I could go to the Winchester Mystery House

[Snickie]

Granted. You're immediately teleported there. Shortly afterwards, you disappear, and nobody knows where you went. Most assume you died, but really you survived and have instead physically assimilated into the structure itself, unable to move and unable to die. The rest of your existence is spent contemplating bad puns that rhyme with the names "Maria" and "Maya."

I wish I were more studious.

[The Pastamancer]

You study more to the point that you forget to eat and starve.

I wish I had more Oreos.

[cya6]

you become an oreo

I wish that school wouldn't start up again

[Ivona no Fyra]

Granted, the cavemen come and abduct you. :p

I wish I could live the life of my Sonic fc

[Twiggy Della Robbia]

Granted, but you'd better watch out... There's a hoard of Moto Bugs heading your way. 

I wish I had more talent. ;-;

[No.1JerlitaFan]

Ah but then real life forces you to give up that talent for a desk job.

I wish that the girl I almost started dating was ready to date again after what happened to her...

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