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[troganx1]

Hi,troganx1 here with PitchLand,this game is the sensation thats sweeping the TV nation. It cleans up those nasty XANA stains in your carpet,it gets rid of those pesky spies,It also works as a laundry detergent that makes cleaning easier. Play it now,abseoutley free.
of course,the above is how you should post --^
Basically,you come up with crazy products then make fake paragraph long pitch commercials for them.

[Eilorae]

Hey! It's Rae here to tell you about this great new service I created. It's called possession! You get infused with this ghost like creature and it makes doing everything so much faster and more effective. From cleaning your house to throwing discus, even running a mile! If you need help doing anything, try Possession. If you aren't satisfied then we will give you twice your money back!