Dustoids!

[Tsunamix]

So I made up a new game in chat simply called Dustoids, named after its creator: Me (Dustin-James Lee) and I decided to bring it to the forums.

The game goes like this: you think of a grammatically correct, yet semantically nonsensical (as in it has no meaning) sentence and post it on here (that's a Dustoid), then the next person tries to add another Dustoid in an attempt to make conversation with the other person. Here are a few rules:

1. The sentence must use actual, English words, no gibberish.

2. The sentences cannot relate to one another (this is Dustoids, after all).

I'll start:

As you know, the happiness of a sea snail is entirely proportional to the square roots of a lizard's eye. Any arguments?

[aelitaxwilliam]

I played blue when the dinosaur swam for the snake since his TV was too treadmill for him to dance. ;a; What say you? (random sidenote: I lovveee how the people talked in The Crucible! :D So archaic but SO awesome)

[Tsunamix]

I say that the concubines within the shoehorns of the pegasus toenails do not equate with the space shuttle's mean range of sublimation.

Thoughts?

[Adventurer411]

Yeah. The flock of chocolate bands totally beats the alternate universe diving peacock.

[Dr. J]

Word homedog, forsooth, this is most excellent, as you were surely aware.

[Tsunamix]

Exactly, Vena. Let's not count out the bizarreness that is the seahorse carts trampling the green elephant conventions on the Martian Wal-Marts.

[aelitaxwilliam]

No can do, pickle. I've got a Sumerian-apple concert last christmas for the surprises of X-Box and striped chairs.

[Adventurer411]

Right right, but don't you push over the lamp-post of originality into the pit of intergalactic basketballs before you feed the liquid appendages of the baseball words?

[Tsunamix]

Guys, you cannot reject the fundamental basis of tree roots and their mutually productive dissolution of green onions without first regarding the whooping crane's abilities to salt the toasted cabbages of Virginia.

I'm sorry, it does not work that way.

[Adventurer411]

But you forgot to pour the taffy into the bear. And if you block the nigerian horses from the five foot piranhas, it should totally work that way.

[aelitaxwilliam]

You guys are either wrong or completely tampons. I'm really sorry, but the rainbows that jump over cabinets, thus proving the string theory of television and laundry baskets wrong by three ornaments, are just too binder for gummy caps.

[Tsunamix]

Absolutely not!

Everyone knows that a peanut cannot fully convince a VCR tape to germinate without first making a pickle barrel out of the blue pineapples within the Jovian asteroids and cultivating them for the purpose of reflecting upon the outdated principles of a grasshopper's poetry homework.

[Dr. J]

But the potatoes, think of the lemons, why would you make charturse ballons a force of evil?

[Tsunamix]

Exactly! One must not doubt the fruit flies in their endeavors to repollinate the Chinese kite flyers as they break off their flying oranges in an Italian sandwich.

[Dr. J]

Why would you spout such watermellon, for the einsteins of rainclouds are directly propotional to the explosive shakesphere.

[Tsunamix]

Not all the time. You need to keep in mind that the pianos in the shoe store umbrellas will encounter sublimation when met with the avocado bottles known for their investments in hotel timeshares.

[naruto'sramengirl]

But to obtain an explosive shakesphere, one must gather the hairs of a snuffleuphagus and boil them in the toilet of wonders.

[Tsunamix]

2. The sentences cannot relate to one another

Your sentence violates this rule as 'explosive shakespeare' was already mentioned. But I digress...

Come on, everyone knows honeybees are the only way that one can obtain the left-footed glue on the horse of a seal's third eyelash.

[Dr. J]

I taste the shellfish, but every dadist lemon lime is wrong.

[Coto524]

Of course the dadist lemon limes are wrong, they have never defenestrated a walrus while a denouement transpires in the house of the faith plate that eats sushi.

[cya6]

You've been overly remiss in allowing for the combustible potentate to alleviate the allergic aerodynamic cumulonimbus veracity its first and foremost error.

[Adventurer411]

The terrifying coins will overrun the man eating giants if they don't pay the frozen ink of the bottom of a purple sock to the lateral bananas.

[y2kdz]

what about dark cannibal bannanas?

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